I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
my sisters under your porch take her home
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age