you suck at this game today
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.