My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.