Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Randomize
