I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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