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I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
