so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
His hands were made for my vagina.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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