I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Randomize
