At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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