im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you would pick up someone in the library
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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