So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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