so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I could make wine with my vomit
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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