Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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