I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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