ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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