i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Why are your pants in the freezer?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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