I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Randomize
