White coat. Heels.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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