Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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