Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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