Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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