On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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