So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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