If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
When are your genitals available?
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