there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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