brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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