You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Mom said you looked used
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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