Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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