if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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