Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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