Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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