i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
People with herpes should wear stickers.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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