My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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