these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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