He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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