He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Someone shit on the floor
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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