I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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