O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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