It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
And then my night got REAL pukey
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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