Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO

(908): View more from New Jersey

dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me

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(229): View more from Georgia

strike ten. I need to stop drinkng

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(619): View more from California

our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.

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(512): View more from Texas

If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me

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(917): View more from New York City

I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed

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(+61): View more from Australia

Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet

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