Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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