Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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