Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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