dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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