Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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