Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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