let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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