So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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