She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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