i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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