Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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