I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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