If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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