i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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