when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I look better un-naked...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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