I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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