Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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