there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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